via Cameron Crowe @ TheUncool.com
Who'th on firtht?
- HIM: Ever had a gay impulse?
- ME: Once.
- HIM: Really? Did you act on it?
- ME: Yup.
- HIM: When?
- ME: Remember last week when I said your shoes didn't match your belt?
- HIM: Yeah.
- ME: That was it.
Solve a chronic guitar problem by drinking beer. Is there a simpler or more elegant solution? I think not.
Worship not these false idols
- Co-Worker: Omigod! You don't watch American Idol?
- Me: Uhhh, sorry. Not a fan of karaoke.
- Co-Worker: But Idol is soooo much more than that!
- Me: No. No, it's not.
- Co-Worker: What about all the drama?
- Me: It's a tedious popularity contest. It has all the drama of a high school election.
- Co-Worker: It's SO inspirational!
- Me: I'm inspired by originality, not mimicry.
- Co-Worker: Are you going to watch X Factor?
Elmore Leonard’s rules for good writing. More rules by Henry Miller, Margaret Atwood, Neil Gaiman & George Orwell. And timeless advice from Stephen King, Anne Lamott, Ray Bradbury, and more.
(via writerresources)
...because they're in EVERYTHING!
- ME: What do you want to do for our anniversary?
- WIFE: We have reservations at that Greek place on the beach.
- ME: I meant after that.
- WIFE: Like what?
- ME: Want to see a movie?
- WIFE: Sure.
- ME: What do you want to see?
- WIFE: Something without Jason Bateman or Jonah Hill.
- ME: Okay. Maybe next year.
